God Hates Christmas Trees
10.11.49 - Mark
Today's fun Bible verse Jeremiah 10:2-4
(2)Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.(3)For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.(4)They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
In short, God hates Christmas trees. When you really look into it, it's amazing what made it into the Bible.