Real life is funny too...
08.41.00 - Mark
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If you call up Steven Murphy Electrical Contractors on (08) 9284 7281 they can send over a qualified electrician to screw it in for you between 9-6 on any working day, guaranteed to arrive within an hour of your call or you get 50% off!
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